I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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