Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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