God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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