DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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