Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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