Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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