i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
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Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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