Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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