an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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