She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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