I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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