READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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