Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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