Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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