so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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