names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize