We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
