well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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