I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
She bit a glass in half.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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