fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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