Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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