It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
should my penis look like a turkey
She's the barista slut.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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