Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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