Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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