so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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