I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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