I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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