No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!