i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.