But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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