do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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