The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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