i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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