Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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