the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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