He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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