I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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