Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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