doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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