So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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