I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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