so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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