you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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