Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Randomize
