a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
