Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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