I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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