My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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