Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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