take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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