Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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