why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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