am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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