You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
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Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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