The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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